Joke 1:
“Brains, beauty, and she still puts up with me.” 🙂
Joke 2:
I have a photographic memory…
Its just going to be developed. 📷 🙂
Joke 3:
“Is your name Google?
Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
Joke 4:
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity — Its tough to put it down.” 🙂
Joke 5:
I told my partner I was going to become a comedian. She said, “Only if you promise to be funny!”
Joke 6:
Q: Why did my partner bring a ladder to marriage?
A: Because she heard the relationship had its ups and downs!
Joke 7:
My partner asked me to pass her lipstick but it seems I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Joke 8:
My partner said I should stop talking behind her back — but her back is so much more understanding.
Joke 9:
3. Why did the couple bring a ladder to bed?
Because their love just kept going to new heights. (Also, top shelf snacks.)
Joke 10:
Finding a partner and marriage appears to be like a walk in the park, well may it not be Jurassic park. 🙂
Joke 11:
“My partner is like Google, because shes got everything I’m searching for.”
Joke 12:
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they might crack up! 🍳
Joke 13:
“My partner calls me cheap, but I call it ‘financially romantic.’ Who else saves for a future together?” ❤️
Joke 14:
“I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.” 🏗️
Joke 15:
“Some people marry for love, others for money … some for free tech support as well” 🙂
Joke 16:
4️⃣ Behind every angry wife stands a man who has no idea what he did wrong. 😅🚪
Joke 17:
4️⃣ Marriage is just texting each other “I love you” for years until you realize you’ve sent the wrong emoji. 💌📱💭
Joke 18:
2️⃣ I asked my spouse to give me some space — now he’s planning a trip to the moon. 🚀🌙
Joke 19:
I told my partner I needed more space — she locked me out of the house. 🏠🔑
Joke 20:
Behind every “We need to talk” text is a man Googling “how to stay calm.” 📱😅
Joke 21:
“My partner thinks I’m too indecisive. I’m not sure about that!”
Joke 22:
My partner said she wanted to spice things up.I added chili flakes and rearranged the spice rack.
Joke 23:
“Dating and marriage teaches you two important things: patience and knowing when to say ‘Yes, dear.’”
Joke 24:
7️⃣ They said “date someone who makes you laugh”… now I’m dating a clown. 🤡
Joke 25:
Not lazy, just energy-efficient. 🔋😆
Joke 26:
“I felt a real spark — then realized it was my sweater rubbing against the chair.”
Joke 27:
“Behind every successful man is a surprised partner.”
Joke 28:
If you want someone who will listen, support you, and never argue… get a dog.
Joke 29:
“I used to be a smooth talker… sometimes dating can upgrade you to professional apologizer.” 😅
Joke 30:
“I dated my partner for her looks… but not the ones she gives me when I forget to bring whats on grocery list !” 😅
Joke 31:
Why do cybersecurity experts make bad comedians?
— Because their jokes are always encrypted and obfuscated!
Joke 32:
“Babe, you take my breath away.” “Especially when you’re driving.”
Joke 33:
I gave my partner a hug and she said, “What did you do?”
Apparently, affection needs a backstory.